out of context chalice of the gods spoilers
Percy Jackson and The Chalice of the Gods, but it’s out of Context
Councilor: How are you settling in?
Percy: The chair’s a little short
Paul: I cede the chopping board to the daughter of Athena
Annabeth: thank you kind sir
Grover: The three musketeers!
Annabeth: The powerpuff girls
Percy: Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey
Grover: wait a minute
Annabeth: I’m fine with this
Annabeth: you must be Ganymede
Ganymede: How did you know that?
Annabeth: you’re gorgeous
Percy: Are we really going to search a karaoke bar…like, on purpose?
Annabeth: you can duet with me on ‘Shallow’
Percy: you don’t want that
Annabeth: oh I don’t know, might be romantic
Grover: I’m just going to keep walking
Percy: I would know Annabeth’s face anywhere. I love her face.
Annabeth: Did you just call John Lennon ‘that one dude’?
Annabeth: you’re the one who made Hebe mad!
Percy: me? That was all of us!
Annabeth: Ninety percent you.
Percy: only ninety percent, though. I’m improving!
Annabeth: Calm down Seaweed Brain. I’ve got this under control.
Percy: hmmm
Annabeth: don’t hmmm me. Gotta go. Love you
Percy: you too. Don’t love your plan tho
Annabeth: finish your homework
Percy: yes ma'am
Annabeth: *blows kiss*
Percy: *draws glowing smiley face on the wall*
Annabeth: How old are you?
Percy: Eight just last week
Annabeth: *sees snakes* Gross
Grover: hey now, check your mammalian prejudices, reptiles are people too
Percy: Look at my old friend…taking charge and kicking grass.
Annabeth: And whatever you do, don’t stop skipping, Skippy.
Annabeth: You named your staff Mercedes?
Annabeth: …that’s a beautiful name
Iris: He will go by the name….Gary
Annabeth: …Gary
Percy: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
Annabeth: I’m surprised you can quote Shakespeare
Percy: I can quote SparkNotes
Percy: It looks like radioactive honey
Annabeth: No, it’s not radioactive, honey
Percy: I see what you did there
Annabeth: Excuse me, I need a word with my client
Zeus: I do love watching him walk away
Hera: could you not at the brunch table?
Oh so she’s still his mortal point, still his anchor, her voice keeps him going, I’m just saying- she is his anchor, that never left-
Percy loves her so much 😭😭😭
favorite “chalice of the gods” moments, in no particular order
spoilers below!!!
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- percy and annabeth having the same setup for iris messaging, and having cute little sign-offs when they say goodbye to each other
- grover going to percy’s swim meets 😭😭😭
- annabeth and sally’s relationship, they adore each other so much
- PAUL AND ANNABETH’S RELATIONSHIP LIKE YES GIVE THAT GIRL A SUPPORTIVE AND PRESENT FATHER FIGURE
- just… annabeth being a jackson-blofis even before percy proposes
- annabeth not making and blue desserts because it’s percy and sally’s thing and she sees that as something sacred!!!
- percy being bitter about the recommendation letters!! let him be a bit of a bitch!!!
- percy, annabeth, and grover having a regular smoothie place that they go to 😭 they’re best friends your honor
- i kind of wish we got more of the trio as eight-year-olds, like those are babies and i need to see more of grover trying to play-fight with percy
- grover admitting that he’s scared of percy and annabeth going to california!! he doesn’t want to lose them!! y'all mind if i sob?????
- 50% of percy’s internal monologue being about how cool and amazing annabeth is
- the way the trio just trusts and supports one another???
- annabeth hanging out with juniper, idk why, i like thinking about the two couples going on double date picnics <3
- percy embracing old age 😭😭😭😭 and seeing himself growing old with his two best friends 😭😭😭 the way i was bawling my eyes out
- annabeth being worried about percy’s reaction to sally being pregnant because of her own bad experiences with her half-brothers and her dad and percy knowing exactly where her mind was going like YES PLEASE give me more percabeth reading each other’s minds
- percy talking about how he could never see himself with anyone other than annabeth because they’ve known each other for so long but also because they’re bonded in a way no one else understands 😭
- annabeth never saying luke’s name after the Titan War and the trio still struggling to talk about him, my beloveds 😭 give them therapy please
- the mention of jason talking about wanting to have kids with piper and grow old with her… how dare?????
- the sheer amount of percy and grover moments… i missed them so much… they’re platonic soulmates!!!!
- idk i said it before but the way this book just felt like “the lightning thief”? the trio being all sarcastic with each other, joking and teasing one another, being comfortable with each other in a way no one else understands?
- ALSO PERCY CANONICALLY CONFIRMED AS THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOKS IN-UNIVERSE THANK YOUUUUUU
in conclusion i love this book so very very much
guys…percy loves annabeth so much 😭
Season 2 Trivia | SHADOW AND BONE
i think a lot of the magic of this shithole website actually comes from the fact that the search feature is completely useless… like the fact that you quite literally cannot search for a post even if you type it in word for word means that all the classic, beloved, and infamous posts are these ephemeral things that only come around every so often and can only be found organically when they happen to make it to your dash like a flock of rare migratory birds
*types exact wording of a post*
search function:
Ke Huy Quan wins the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for Everything Everywhere All at Once
Percabeth, one month married
MARI! MY ANGEL! HELLO DEAR! Thank you for a delightfully fluffy prompt!
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Annabeth’s vaguely aware of waking up, slowly, sleep pulling itself out of her grasp as the light makes its way across her eyelids. She makes a tiny little noise as she stretches her arms above her head.
“You awake?” Percy asks. He sounds far more awake than Annabeth herself feels.
“No,” Annabeth mumbles, pulling the blankets up around her. “Jeez, it’s cold.”
“It’s March in New York City,” Percy says, curling up behind her. “It’s always cold.”
“We gotta figure out a way to get this apartment to stay warmer.”
Percy’s hands slip just under the hem of her tee shirt. “Listening.”
“Okay, not what I meant, you horndog,” Annabeth laughs. She threads her fingers into Percy’s, like they always do. “Jeez, it’s like you only got more obsessed with me after the wedding.”
Percy’s fingers find her wedding ring, twisting and turning it as he presses his lips to her neck. “I’ve been obsessed with you since we were twelve. It’s increasing exponentially as we get older.”
“Ooh, keep talking nerdy to me,” Annabeth laughs.
The morning fades away as they fade into each other and Annabeth, despite all they’ve battled, thinks it may have been worth it now that they get to land right here. Together.
Percy and Annabeth in the battle of New York Sketch
“I feel like a different person, I feel ashamed of myself, it feels so personal! Such an intimate moment to be shared with so many people, I will be discussing this with my therapist at length, at length!”— Harry after doing a shoey in Perth
Wednesday February 22.
Harry Styles Drinking From A Shoe.
Stop the press. Roll up, roll up. Gather round, one and all. If you’re into #harry styles, shoes, inexplicable Australian traditions, and drinking, then have we got a treat for you this Wednesday. The nation-state is a flawed but proud concept, and the land masses into which we are randomly birthed can become a source of immense pride and identity. This manifests itself in a number of ways, from language, to dress, to cuisine, to cultural traditions. And such is the majesty and madness of our fleshy species that one nation in particular, Australia, devised “The shoey” in which participants drink from their own shoe. Quite the calling requires quite the man to execute such a moment.
Cometh the hour, cometh the man: Mr. Harry Styles.
If you too can’t get enough of #harry styles, or shoeys, you can catch all the latest gifs, pix, and sexy, shoey goodness right here as he brings Love on Tour across Australia and beyond.














