chironshorseass:

out of context chalice of the gods spoilers

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danascully7:

Percy Jackson and The Chalice of the Gods, but it’s out of Context


Councilor: How are you settling in?

Percy: The chair’s a little short


Paul: I cede the chopping board to the daughter of Athena

Annabeth: thank you kind sir


Grover: The three musketeers!

Annabeth: The powerpuff girls

Percy: Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey

Grover: wait a minute

Annabeth: I’m fine with this


Annabeth: you must be Ganymede

Ganymede: How did you know that?

Annabeth: you’re gorgeous


Percy: Are we really going to search a karaoke bar…like, on purpose?

Annabeth: you can duet with me on ‘Shallow’

Percy: you don’t want that

Annabeth: oh I don’t know, might be romantic

Grover: I’m just going to keep walking


Percy: I would know Annabeth’s face anywhere. I love her face.


Annabeth: Did you just call John Lennon ‘that one dude’?


Annabeth: you’re the one who made Hebe mad!

Percy: me? That was all of us!

Annabeth: Ninety percent you.

Percy: only ninety percent, though. I’m improving!


Annabeth: Calm down Seaweed Brain. I’ve got this under control.

Percy: hmmm

Annabeth: don’t hmmm me. Gotta go. Love you

Percy: you too. Don’t love your plan tho

Annabeth: finish your homework

Percy: yes ma'am

Annabeth: *blows kiss*


Percy: *draws glowing smiley face on the wall*

Annabeth: How old are you?

Percy: Eight just last week


Annabeth: *sees snakes* Gross

Grover: hey now, check your mammalian prejudices, reptiles are people too


Percy: Look at my old friend…taking charge and kicking grass.


Annabeth: And whatever you do, don’t stop skipping, Skippy.


Annabeth: You named your staff Mercedes?

Annabeth: …that’s a beautiful name


Iris: He will go by the name….Gary

Annabeth: …Gary


Percy: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

Annabeth: I’m surprised you can quote Shakespeare

Percy: I can quote SparkNotes


Percy: It looks like radioactive honey

Annabeth: No, it’s not radioactive, honey

Percy: I see what you did there


Annabeth: Excuse me, I need a word with my client


Zeus: I do love watching him walk away

Hera: could you not at the brunch table?

percabeth4life:

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Oh so she’s still his mortal point, still his anchor, her voice keeps him going, I’m just saying- she is his anchor, that never left-

luffysfakebeard:

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Percy loves her so much 😭😭😭

tending-the-hearth:

favorite “chalice of the gods” moments, in no particular order

spoilers below!!!

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  1. percy and annabeth having the same setup for iris messaging, and having cute little sign-offs when they say goodbye to each other
  2. grover going to percy’s swim meets 😭😭😭
  3. annabeth and sally’s relationship, they adore each other so much
  4. PAUL AND ANNABETH’S RELATIONSHIP LIKE YES GIVE THAT GIRL A SUPPORTIVE AND PRESENT FATHER FIGURE
  5. just… annabeth being a jackson-blofis even before percy proposes
  6. annabeth not making and blue desserts because it’s percy and sally’s thing and she sees that as something sacred!!!
  7. percy being bitter about the recommendation letters!! let him be a bit of a bitch!!!
  8. percy, annabeth, and grover having a regular smoothie place that they go to 😭 they’re best friends your honor
  9. i kind of wish we got more of the trio as eight-year-olds, like those are babies and i need to see more of grover trying to play-fight with percy
  10. grover admitting that he’s scared of percy and annabeth going to california!! he doesn’t want to lose them!! y'all mind if i sob?????
  11. 50% of percy’s internal monologue being about how cool and amazing annabeth is
  12. the way the trio just trusts and supports one another???
  13. annabeth hanging out with juniper, idk why, i like thinking about the two couples going on double date picnics <3
  14. percy embracing old age 😭😭😭😭 and seeing himself growing old with his two best friends 😭😭😭 the way i was bawling my eyes out
  15. annabeth being worried about percy’s reaction to sally being pregnant because of her own bad experiences with her half-brothers and her dad and percy knowing exactly where her mind was going like YES PLEASE give me more percabeth reading each other’s minds
  16. percy talking about how he could never see himself with anyone other than annabeth because they’ve known each other for so long but also because they’re bonded in a way no one else understands 😭
  17. annabeth never saying luke’s name after the Titan War and the trio still struggling to talk about him, my beloveds 😭 give them therapy please
  18. the mention of jason talking about wanting to have kids with piper and grow old with her… how dare?????
  19. the sheer amount of percy and grover moments… i missed them so much… they’re platonic soulmates!!!!
  20. idk i said it before but the way this book just felt like “the lightning thief”? the trio being all sarcastic with each other, joking and teasing one another, being comfortable with each other in a way no one else understands?
  21. ALSO PERCY CANONICALLY CONFIRMED AS THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOKS IN-UNIVERSE THANK YOUUUUUU

in conclusion i love this book so very very much

cocoa-with-cinnamon:

guys…percy loves annabeth so much 😭

indestinatus:

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Season 2 Trivia | SHADOW AND BONE

jdididydog:

birthdaysongs:

i think a lot of the magic of this shithole website actually comes from the fact that the search feature is completely useless… like the fact that you quite literally cannot search for a post even if you type it in word for word means that all the classic, beloved, and infamous posts are these ephemeral things that only come around every so often and can only be found organically when they happen to make it to your dash like a flock of rare migratory birds

*types exact wording of a post*

search function:

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stevenrogered:

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Ke Huy Quan wins the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for Everything Everywhere All at Once

Asked by perseannabeth

Percabeth, one month married

banannabethchase:

MARI! MY ANGEL! HELLO DEAR! Thank you for a delightfully fluffy prompt!

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Together

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Annabeth’s vaguely aware of waking up, slowly, sleep pulling itself out of her grasp as the light makes its way across her eyelids. She makes a tiny little noise as she stretches her arms above her head.

“You awake?” Percy asks. He sounds far more awake than Annabeth herself feels.

“No,” Annabeth mumbles, pulling the blankets up around her. “Jeez, it’s cold.”

“It’s March in New York City,” Percy says, curling up behind her. “It’s always cold.”

“We gotta figure out a way to get this apartment to stay warmer.”

Percy’s hands slip just under the hem of her tee shirt. “Listening.”

“Okay, not what I meant, you horndog,” Annabeth laughs. She threads her fingers into Percy’s, like they always do. “Jeez, it’s like you only got more obsessed with me after the wedding.”

Percy’s fingers find her wedding ring, twisting and turning it as he presses his lips to her neck. “I’ve been obsessed with you since we were twelve. It’s increasing exponentially as we get older.”

“Ooh, keep talking nerdy to me,” Annabeth laughs.

The morning fades away as they fade into each other and Annabeth, despite all they’ve battled, thinks it may have been worth it now that they get to land right here. Together.

anyo1:

More dancing percabeth! Goodnight🌙 #sketch #pencil #dancing #greek #percyjackson #pjo #pjoart #pjofanart #percabeth #percy #annabeth #annabethchase #wisegirl #seaweedbrain #riordanverse #hoo #characterart pic.twitter.com/uOvyBhDSY4  — Sarah Moustafa (@smoustart) February 22, 2023ALT

@smoustart on twitter

guilbride-illustration:

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Percy and Annabeth in the battle of New York Sketch

usertomlinson:

Harry doing a shoey in Australia

stylesnews:

“I feel like a different person, I feel ashamed of myself, it feels so personal! Such an intimate moment to be shared with so many people, I will be discussing this with my therapist at length, at length!”

— Harry after doing a shoey in Perth

todayontumblr:

Wednesday February 22.

Harry Styles Drinking From A Shoe.

Stop the press. Roll up, roll up. Gather round, one and all. If you’re into #harry styles, shoes, inexplicable Australian traditions, and drinking, then have we got a treat for you this Wednesday. The nation-state is a flawed but proud concept, and the land masses into which we are randomly birthed can become a source of immense pride and identity. This manifests itself in a number of ways, from language, to dress, to cuisine, to cultural traditions. And such is the majesty and madness of our fleshy species that one nation in particular, Australia, devised “The shoey” in which participants drink from their own shoe. Quite the calling requires quite the man to execute such a moment.

Cometh the hour, cometh the man: Mr. Harry Styles.

If you too can’t get enough of #harry styles, or shoeys, you can catch all the latest gifs, pix, and sexy, shoey goodness right here as he brings Love on Tour across Australia and beyond.